32 funny video game quotes - Wordgag

Video games are great. They let you try out your craziest fantasies. For example, on The Sims, you can have a job and a house.

May 22, 2026

That thing in video games where you have a great item so you hold onto it but never end up using it? Thats me with fruit.

May 21, 2026

The class: “You want us to do what?” Super Mario: “Jump around, catch and eat the giant mushroom, bang your head against the crates and, if necessary, crush all the critters. It’sa easy!”

May 21, 2026

I hope the world needs to be saved from the apocalypse with video game skills so my teen’s entire life won’t have been a complete waste.

May 21, 2026

I feel like Mario has more raw prowess, but Luigi is probably the more sensual lover.

May 19, 2026

Have you ever been in the car with someone who drives like we got extra lives?

May 19, 2026

You guys ever play a game for hours straight? You start hallucinating the sounds.

May 19, 2026

Deleting my Call of Duty account so the army can’t see my potential, and I don’t get drafted.

May 18, 2026

Deleted all my dating apps. I’m ready to find the love of my life in World of Warcraft.

May 18, 2026

I like when games that have no need for a jump button have a jump button.

Apr 1, 2026

Crazy to think the average Zoomer male just works, watches porn, and plays video games. That’s it. That’s their whole life.

Apr 1, 2026

If three ghosts visited me on Christmas, I’d make them play Mario Party with me.

Apr 1, 2026

The Angry Birds assaulted me and made me rip their disgusting bong.

Apr 1, 2026

The elder Zoomer speaks of the Wii with reverence.

Apr 1, 2026

Once this pandemic ends, I’m legit quitting video games and getting a girlfriend for real.

Apr 1, 2026

Shoutout to video games, man. I love having a reason to live.

Apr 1, 2026

If I had a tiny girlfriend, I would love to throw her across gaps so she can pull levers and open doors that get me to her part of the level.

Apr 1, 2026

If life was a video game, right now would be the time where I randomly press buttons because I don’t know what to do.

Mar 31, 2026

Dating again after you break up with a long-term partner is like dying in a video game and ending up back at the start to do it all again, except with less health.

Mar 31, 2026

Drinking a couple of beers and then getting onto Red Dead Redemption, and just petting my horse and feeding it apples.

Mar 31, 2026

Grateful to be living in the “Tetris when it’s going too fast and blocks are helplessly piling up” era of human history.

Mar 31, 2026

WW3: I can’t fire my weapon unless I first watch a 15-second unskippable ad for Raid Shadow Legends.

Mar 31, 2026

Are there cheat codes for parenting teenagers? This level is really hard.

Mar 31, 2026

I speak for everyone when I say that finding the balance between watching movies, watching TV shows, and playing video games is harder than any job.

Mar 31, 2026

If white men can’t jump, how do you explain Super Mario?

Mar 30, 2026

Work is the worst video game ever.

Mar 29, 2026

Who really needs jetpacks, I want to be able to start over from my last save point.

Mar 29, 2026

I don’t want flying cars, I want the ability to start again from my last save point.

Mar 29, 2026

We should start referring to age as “levels.” So when you’re level 80, it sounds a lot cooler than just being an older person.

Mar 28, 2026

The two types of video games are kill everything that moves and Microsoft Excel.

Mar 28, 2026

You look like you suck at Mario Kart.

Mar 27, 2026

Don’t go chasing waterfalls? The place where many video games hide easter eggs and other rare items?

Mar 27, 2026