Can we start dropping pianos on people again? Posted onMar 8, 2026Mar 8, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes Commentary:Sure, as long as we have insurance that covers "grand" injuries! Related funny posts 😂 My insurance company said if my tent is stolen while I’m camping, I won’t be covered. I think I just hit a Labubu with my car. As long as I’m alive, I can begin again and again and again, again and again and again, again and again and again. You didn’t let me know you got home safely so you better at least be injured or I’m gonna be pissed. I crashed my bike in 1989 and hurt my knee real bad. We didn’t have social media back then so I’m telling you guys now.