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That depressing moment when you pull up to work and the building is not engulfed in flames.

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Iโ€™ll stop smoking weed when life stops smoking me.

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As long as I’m alive, I can begin again and again and again, again and again and again, again and again and again.

As long as I’m alive, I can begin again and again and again, again and again and again, again and again and again.

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