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Life hack: if you run out of treadmill space for your clothes, get a piano.

May 23, 2026

Every Reddit relationship post is like “My husband dropped a big piano on my head and when I emerged from the rubble my teeth had been replaced by the keys. Am I in the wrong?”

May 23, 2026

Shout out to Yamaha for being like, “Here’s a cool motorcycle. Also, here’s a cool piano.”

May 22, 2026

I hope I don’t die of something stupid like old age, I want a piano to fall on my head.

May 21, 2026

If a tree falls in a forest and doesn’t make a sound, maybe that’s where your kid should be practicing the piano.

May 21, 2026

Can we start dropping pianos on people again?

May 18, 2026

Me, aged 20: This is internship summer. I will get an internship. I will find a job. I will study. I will read. I will learn piano. I will… Me, nowadays: This summer, I’m going to try all of the ice cream flavors.

Mar 31, 2026