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You can tell it’s laundry day because I’m wearing flippers and a Viking helmet.

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It’s crazy that we’re closer to the year 3000 then I am to finding love.

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Duolingo should have an “I’m going on holiday to this place very soon” setting so it teaches you “can I have the bill” and so on instead of “the cow boils an egg”.

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You know what part I love about waking up? None of it. Let me sleep!

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Fun Fact: Dove chocolate tastes way better than their soap.

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My wife asked me why the bottle of wine we bought yesterday was half empty. I said because she is a pessimist.