I wish I had a pair of skinny genes. Posted onMar 18, 2025 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Same, but my genes seem to be more 'relaxed fit' ππ #GeneticsGotJokes" Related Funny Quotes π€ You ever spend the day with a skinny person and are like “ohhhh, thatβs why youβre skinny”. I wish rage burned calories. I would be so skinny. Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels. Wondering when these skinny jeans are gonna kick in. My family was too poor for a gene pool, so we soaked our genes in rye whiskey.