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My family was too poor for a gene pool, so we soaked our genes in rye whiskey.

Commentary:
"Guess that explains why my DNA results came back as 50% rye and 50% 'party time'! 🥃🤣🧬"

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged alcohol, family, family joke, gene, genetics, humor, joke, pool, poor, poverty, sarcasm, too, whiskey on May 27, 2026 by slickboy.

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