I wish rage burned calories. I would be so skinny. Posted onMay 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:If rage were a workout, I'd have a six-pack by now! 🔥💪😆 Related funny posts 🤝 My body looks like I have a great personality. Rage bait often works on me because I was already angry before I read that. How many sit-ups do I have to do before I get a six-pack? Please say 5. My summer body has been pending for about ten years. Despite all my rage, I still keep refreshing the page.