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  • “There are lots of benefits to working here. We have fun social events and activities after work!” And what are the benefits?
  • Some people’s high horses are actually donkeys.
  • As I’m moonwalking away, they didn’t even notice I had stolen a brownie.
  • I’ve reached the age where people talk loudly and slowly to me.
  • I’m so good at sleeping that I can do it with my eyes closed.
  • It’s wild that “Jason” is a name from ancient Greece, because it sounds like it was invented in Florida in 1983.