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  • I am awake and ready to be disappointed.
  • Netflix needs to stop asking if I’m still watching and start asking if I moved the laundry to the dryer yet.
  • That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything, and all you can think is: “Act normal, you are innocent.”
  • If you think swimming with dolphins is expensive, you should try swimming with sharks. It cost me an arm and a leg!
  • I think we all need to go out into an empty field and just scream for about an hour.
  • Thank you for being friends with me. Baffling decision, but thank you.