I’m a person who wants to do a lot of things trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep a lot.

I’m a person who wants to do a lot of things trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep a lot.
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"Ah, the classic internal struggle between ambition and desire for a nap 😴💭. It's like having a go-getter and a sloth living inside the same body! 🤷‍♂️ #TheStruggleIsReal"

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