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  • Living with a dog is 90% following each other around, watching each other go potty, and wondering what the other has in their mouth.
  • I always carry a knife with me in case I run into someone with 10,000 spoons.
  • My life plans are fading like Marty McFly’s family photo.
  • I’m so glad when summer is over and I finally don’t have to see any feet on the internet anymore.
  • Airport security asked me if I’ve seen anything unusual. I just paid $18 for a coke & a sandwich. Let’s start with that.
  • The longest and most adventurous journeys begin with the words: “I know a shortcut.”