15 funny ads quotes - Wordgag

If ads were a person, it would be that one neighbor who won’t stop talking to you at the most inconvenient of times.

May 21, 2026

I’m getting targeted ads about chin fat and I’m offended by the relevance.

May 20, 2026

It’s so cold, I’m using Chrome instead of Firefox to read the news on my phone, because I need the ads to warm up my phone and hands.

May 6, 2026

Your soul is out of balance because you have fallen out of touch with your consumer demographic. Pay more attention to your personalized ads, let them flow through you.

Apr 1, 2026

Every time I use a Windows computer, it’s like they built malware into the OS. Like, what do you mean there are ads in the start menu?

Apr 1, 2026

So basically, companies pay YouTube to show ads, and we pay YouTube to not show ads.

Apr 1, 2026

Books are so cool because there are no bloody ads in them.

Apr 1, 2026

The dumbest thing about YouTube ads is how they seem to think that I’m a moron.

Mar 31, 2026

If you get drunk and message your ex, don’t worry. When you wake up, send bitcoin ads and pretend you were hacked.

Mar 29, 2026

Some people are like ads, just skip.

Mar 27, 2026

Sleep is a free trial of death but with ads.

Mar 27, 2026

Political ads be like: send us money so we can send you more ads.

Mar 26, 2026

Dear ads, I have the buying power of a Victorian milkmaid.

Mar 26, 2026

We need a streaming service that’s only ads. No shows, just commercials. They pay us $15 a month.

Mar 26, 2026

Nothing is smaller than the X on ads to click them away.

Mar 25, 2026