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  • “Fries or salad?” sums up every adult decision you have to make.
  • When I was little, I didn’t care what I wore. I just went along with what my parents chose. When I look in old photo albums, l realize that they didn’t care either.
  • The way turkeys feel about November is probably how treadmills feel about January.
  • I’m bored, but not read a book for fun bored.
  • You can always tell when someone is on a diet by how they scrape every last bit from that yogurt container.
  • Concert tickets should be 75% off if the artist is really super special to you.