Please don’t ask me about my dream job. I would never work in my dreams.

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The more water you drink, the more bathroom breaks, the less you work. Stay hydrated.

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IKEA products should be cheaper, I’m doing all the work here. It’s like ordering takeout food and still having to cook it when it arrives.

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You learn a lot about someone when you marry them. For example, I learned I should have married someone else.

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I hate dealing with fresh garlic. Each individual clove with their little f***ing paperwork.

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Whenever I’m with real yappers, I realize I might actually be a listener.

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Start every phone call with “My battery is at 5%” so you can hang up whenever you want.

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When I was a kid, we still ate noodles. Then at some point we ate pasta. Today, we only eat carbs.

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Me to alien: I, too, try to live among people undetected.

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Being too stressed isn’t good for the baby. I’m not pregnant though, it’s just that I’m the baby.

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Some 100 private jets will fly to Venice for Jeff Bezos’ wedding, and I recycle yoghurt cup lids.