I drink so much coffee, people feel jittery when they see a picture of me.

I drink so much coffee, people feel jittery when they see a picture of me.
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☕️ "I consume so much coffee, my mere presence is like a caffeine overload! Sorry for the jitters, folks – blame it on the beans!" 😄 #CoffeeFiend #CaffeineCraze

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