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  • Finally got around to emptying the vegetable drawer of the fridge before something started its independence movement in there.
  • The incontinent optimist sees the bladder as half empty.
  • The price of groceries has gotten me thinking about what acorns taste like.
  • Welcome to your 40s: you’re not having a midlife crisis, you’re just awake.
  • My fairytale would be called the princess and the pea sized bladder.
  • Summer is the best because there’s always a chance I’ll see someone trip on their own flip flop.