The price of groceries has gotten me thinking about what acorns taste like.

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Everyone knows that Christmas is the celebration of the immaculate conception of Mariah Carey.

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I sign all anniversary cards with ‘Way to commit to the bit!’

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“Get a life!” Have you seen some of the lives out there?

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Women who don’t check a man’s phone will still use their intuition and dreams to find out if he’s cheating.

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Sexting is hilarious, when you think about it. Like, this email truly should’ve been a meeting.

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If you take a social media sabbatical, don’t announce it. Just make your last post something fun like “I wonder if there’s a bear in this cave?”

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I feel sorry for non-glasses wearers. They’ll never know the joy of cleaning them and suddenly being upgraded to the UHD package.

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Started from the bottom and I’m still ain’t shit.

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No, they’re not “symptoms of depressions.” They’re Blue’s Clues.

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Y’all need to stop marrying people who look just like you do but with a wig on.