funny lift quotes - Wordgag

How can people lift weights? My arms get tired just by putting my hair up in a ponytail.

May 28, 2026

Depression is embarrassing because sometimes it makes you miss appointments and not return phone calls, and when the fog starts to lift, you gotta do a whole bloody apology tour.

May 28, 2026

Cheeseburgers should be free for anyone that’s in a bad mood.

May 26, 2026

Never eat more than you can lift.

May 25, 2026

With no training whatsoever, I took out myself and the other two people exiting the ski lift in one fell swoop.

May 22, 2026

If you lift the cat off the couch and it sounds like Velcro, then it didn’t want to leave.

May 22, 2026

At the gym, everyone thinks exclusively about how little weight I can lift and how quickly I’m out of breath, because the world revolves around me.

May 21, 2026

I wonder if Van Halen realized they were writing music just to lift weights to.

May 20, 2026