My neighbor won’t stop talking about his Rolex and I can’t believe someone stole it tomorrow.

My neighbor won’t stop talking about his Rolex and I can’t believe someone stole it tomorrow.
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"Looks like your neighbor is living in a time warp where Rolexes disappear into thin air! ⌚🌀 Maybe talking about it too much attracted a time thief… 👀 #RolexMystery"

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