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Not being able to fall asleep is so embarrassing. All I’m asking my brain to do is nothing and it can’t even do that?

Not being able to fall asleep is so embarrassing. All I’m asking my brain to do is nothing and it can’t even do that?

Commentary:
"Seriously brain, you had ONE job! 😂 Can't even handle the simplest task of chilling out and hitting snooze. 🧠🚫💤 #sleeplessnightwoes"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged asking, asleep, being, brain, embarrassing, embarrassment, even, fall, humor, insomnia, nothing, sleep on Nov 4, 2025 by slickboy.

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