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“Dear brain, why must you write a grocery list and come up with future business ideas when all I want is some sleep? 🧠💤 Maybe you should consider a career change to night owl consultant or professional dream curator? Just a thought. 🦉💭”
Dear brain, please stop thinking so much exactly when it’s time to fall asleep.
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