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  • Never vacuuming so I don’t disrupt my carpet’s natural micro biome.
  • Definitely thought I’d be solving mysteries and unmasking ghosts in a van with a dog by this point in my life.
  • I hate it when my AirPods die instead of me.
  • Even wild things have slow mornings.
  • Do not take me to an escape room. I was a c-section. Someone is gonna have to come get me.
  • Please don’t dm me with the intention of dating me. You deserve less.