A gambler is only called an addict when he loses. Posted onApr 1, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sounds like my wallet is the true victim of identity theft! 🎰💸😅 Related funny posts 🤝 Honestly, I don’t think I have any more new passwords left in me. You wanna steal my identity? Go ahead, I hope you enjoy debt and terrible posture. Don’t pretend to be someone you’re not. It will never bring you true happiness or fulfillment. Also, it’s a felony. If I ever find out who stole my identity, I’ll pay all their debts and ruin their credit score just for fun. Once again, I have fallen for life’s biggest scam: being two hours early for a flight only for security to take roughly seven minutes. Manipulative people really be like “oh, so now I’m the bad guy for being the bad guy?”