Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I eat cake because it’s somebody’s birthday somewhere.
  • I’m not stubborn, my way is just better than yours.
  • I just want everyone to know that somebody cares. Not me, but somebody does.
  • “Are you ok?” Of course not. Next question!
  • A person that weights 200 pounds on Earth weighs 76 pounds on Mars. So I’m not overweight, I’m on the wrong planet.
  • Go ahead. Order anything you want. Money is no object when we dine at IKEA.