A middle finger hits different when your nails are done. Commentary:"Nothing says 'classy clapback' quite like a well-manicured middle finger! ๐ ๐ Keep your nails sharp and your insults sharper, darling! ๐" Related Funny Posts ๐ค My middle finger salutes you. I would like to thank my middle finger for always sticking up for me when I needed it. Don’t wait until you’re on your death bed to let them know how you feel. You may be too weak to raise your middle finger. Every time someone tries to fight with me online, a middle finger gets its wings. You give my middle finger an erection.