A middle finger hits different when your nails are done.

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I wonder if my date ever found her way out of that corn maze.

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Hello taxi, off to Friday please. Money doesn’t matter!

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My morning routine includes 20 minutes of staring at the ceiling thinking about how tired I am and debating if I really need to live today.

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Oh, lord. I brought my mouth with me to work today and it’s all sass. Prayers, please.

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In a turn of unexpected events, I need to learn karate by tomorrow morning.

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Set my sex robot to boyfriend mode and now it’s liking other girls’ pictures on Insta.

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This meeting could have been an unread email.

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Body: Time to sleep. Brain: Hey, that’s an interesting thought, here’s six billion more.

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If you were the birthday gift I bought my wife some months ago, where would you be hiding?

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Going to hack Kanye’s account and make him post something normal.