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Let’s build a fort with blankets and pillows, and just stay in it all day.

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Sometimes I wish I could turn down the volume on certain people.

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My laptop is overheating because I am doing a really good job.

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I just learned the professional way to say “I told you so”: “This was identified early on as a likely outcome.”

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Prepare your kids for social media by putting their artwork on the fridge and writing a bunch of mean comments under it.

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Rom-com idea: Gozilla +1. Godzilla gets invited to a wedding but struggles to convince anyone to go with him.

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I don’t understand why banks get so mad when you can’t pay back your loan. You already knew I had no money when I came to borrow it.

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Both my wife and my doctor said no more jumping on the bed. But they don’t get it. They don’t know what it’s like to live with the Monkey Instinct.

42 shares on TikTok this month:

The first 120 hours after the weekend are always the worst.

35 shares on Threads this month:

Why are those Mad Max guys always driving around, it’s not like there’s anywhere to go?

50 shares on WhatsApp this month:

If I ever go missing, check the snack aisle. I’m probably just deciding.

57 shares on Twitch this month:

Only after moving in together do you realize your girlfriend’s little quirks. Mine, for example, stores vegetables in the beer compartment.

76 shares on Pinterest this month:

Whoever allowed me to become an adult needs to be fired.

68 shares on Messenger this month:

That one person who has zero concept of what an indoor voice is.

53 shares on X this month:

I’m tired of being an adult. Therefore, I will be stepping down. Thank you!

62 shares on Discord this month:

Sometimes I’m just so exhausted I have to go to bed and scroll my phone for the next 2-3 hours.

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Meow means woof in cat.

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I was dismayed to hear the story of Rumpelstiltskin. I had no idea he was like that outside of work.

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Socks teach us that being made for each other does not mean being together.

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When I was a little kid, I used to think, “This little pig went to market,” meant it was going shopping!

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Every time I watch “The Godfather”, I notice some new detail (they’re Italian???).

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If Facebook has taught us anything it’s that a lot of people aren’t quite ready for a spelling bee.

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I’m not afraid of ghosts because everyone who’s mad at me is still alive.

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Just remembered I can just get drunk after work instead of quitting. That was a close one.

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The key to looking amazing is looking like shit most of the time, so it’s more of a surprise.

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Vaping: When you feel like smoking but don’t want to look cool.

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Why spend like $300 Dollars on a pair of shoes? Do you know how many chicken nuggets you can buy with that money?

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I just want a bar where I can pour my own drink, have music at a normal volume, and there are no people, and it’s my house.

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Maybe God will gift me a boyfriend for my birthday this year.

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Don’t even bother contacting me on the Ouija Board after I die. I barely answer my texts now.

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I can handle most things in life, but hearing people chew isn’t one of them.

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Everyone’s gangsta until they spot a double rainbow in the sky.

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A fitness trainer showed me the proper way to inhale and exhale and then got pissed when I told her she had nice breaths.

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Moving houses/apartments gotta be top 3 worst human experiences.

Going viral on Twitch:

Women are obsessed with Love Island, but when me and my boys do it in real life, we’re disgusting cheating dogs?

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When they have a dream sequence in a movie, how do they film the person’s dream?

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Let’s build a fort with blankets and pillows, and just stay in it all day.

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