You give my middle finger an erection. Posted onMar 30, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Well, my middle finger just hit the gym and is looking buff! 💪🤣🖕 Related funny posts 🤝 How to write complaints: “Dear customer service, first of all, you should know that I am typing this with my middle finger.” I would like to thank my middle finger for always sticking up for me when I needed it. Women don’t pretend anymore to dig for something in their purse and then pull out their middle finger. A middle finger hits different when your nails are done. Sleep well, middle finger—you’ve got a big day ahead of you tomorrow.