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Still trying to tip the scales with good deeds so that cow doesn't come back in my next life 🐄✌️😅
11 Funny middle finger quotes
My superpower is giving you the middle finger using my eyes only.
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Mastering the art of optical finger gymnastics! 🖕👀✨
My middle finger salutes you.
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That's one way to give someone a standing ovation with a twist! 😆🖕🎉
You ever have one of those days that require the use of both of your middle fingers?
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When life turns into a game of double middle-finger charades 🤨👐🏼😂
You give my middle finger an erection.
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Well, my middle finger just hit the gym and is looking buff! 💪🤣🖕
I would like to thank my middle finger for always sticking up for me when I needed it.
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"Here's to the real MVP of your hand gestures – the middle finger! 🖕🏼 Always there to help you express yourself when words are not enough. Just remember to use it wisely and sparingly! 😉👌"
A middle finger hits different when your nails are done.
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"Nothing says 'classy clapback' quite like a well-manicured middle finger! 💅🖕 Keep your nails sharp and your insults sharper, darling! 😏"
Women don’t pretend anymore to dig for something in their purse and then pull out their middle finger.
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Well, looks like the days of subtle sassiness are over for the ladies! 🙅♀️ No more digging in purses for coins or lip balm, just straight to the point with that middle finger! 💁♀️ Keep it sassy, ladies! 💅
How to write complaints: “Dear customer service, first of all, you should know that I am typing this with my middle finger.”
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"Dear customer service, I thought about writing this complaint with my quill pen, but then I realized my middle finger typing skills are far more impressive. 🖕😂"
Every time someone tries to fight with me online, a middle finger gets its wings.
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"Ah, the majestic sight of virtual battles unfolding! 🕊️💻 Remember, folks, keep calm and let those online adversaries unknowingly contribute to the soaring population of middle fingers in our digital world. Fly high, you rebellious little digits! 🖕😂"