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When your shadow starts beefing with you, you know it's time to hit the AC! 😎🔥✌️
23 Funny finger quotes
I’m still repaying karmic debt from that time I was 12 and gave the middle finger to a cow at the state fair.
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Still trying to tip the scales with good deeds so that cow doesn't come back in my next life 🐄✌️😅
Cataclysmic events, such as your fingers on my skin.
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Sounds like a natural disaster I'd like to experience! 🌀❤️🔥
If you really wanna piss someone off when introducing them, make little finger quotation marks in the air when announcing their job title.
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Oh yeah, my "job" is definitely a "real" career… so I'm doing just "great" 😂✌️
My superpower is giving you the middle finger using my eyes only.
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Mastering the art of optical finger gymnastics! 🖕👀✨
Somebody somewhere today don’t know it’s their last day with all 10 fingers.
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Oops! Someone's about to join the 9-finger club. 🎉✋🤚
How am I supposed to make life choices when I still use my fingers to count and sing the whole alphabet to see what letter comes next.
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Trying to adult while still needing a calculator for basic math and singing the ABCs like it's a concert tour 🎤🧮🎶
This morning, like every morning, he practiced his quick draw of his finger guns in the bathroom mirror, because you just never know.
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"Just in case of a high-noon showdown with the reflection sheriff! 🤠🔫😆"
My middle finger salutes you.
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That's one way to give someone a standing ovation with a twist! 😆🖕🎉
You ever have one of those days that require the use of both of your middle fingers?
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When life turns into a game of double middle-finger charades 🤨👐🏼😂