Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I have never seen a single “when animals attack” video that I wasn’t rooting for the animal.
  • Sometimes the laugh is funnier than the joke itself.
  • If you don’t believe aliens walk amongst us, who else could write such unnatural dialogue in pharmaceutical commercials?
  • I just refuse to take a single bite of my food until I find something good to watch.
  • Ironically jogging pants are mostly worn by the laziest people.
  • What idiot called it Catfishing your Tinder Contacts and not Playing With Matches?