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Is it a good sign when your therapist keeps saying Ka-Ching?

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Remember when we had to smack the TV because the channel wasnโ€™t coming in clearly? I feel that way about far too many people.

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When someone yells stop, I don’t know if it’s in the name of love, it’s hammer time, or if I should collaborate and listen.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ธ has shared:

Itโ€™s curious how kids are always really hungry right before dinner and right after dinner, but never during actual dinner.

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When Iโ€™m drafting a legal document, Iโ€™ll sprinkle the word โ€œhereinโ€ all over that thing like itโ€™s paprika.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ง has copied:

Why does tiredness on the couch not follow me to the bed?

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ has copied:

I be butt naked, texting people, and theyโ€™ll never know.

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Iโ€™m just here to make you wish I wasnโ€™t.

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When your kids embarrass you in public, the only way out is to turn away in disgust and mutter loudly, “Who raised you?”

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My doubters will become my grouters when I remodel the bathroom of success.

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Kitchen sex, because it might be your only chance of getting laid on an island this summer.

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Stay humble and play dumb. People reveal who they truly are when they think they are smarter than you.

Just landed via YouTube:

It’s amazing how music can transport you to another place. For example, this coffee shop is playing Justin Bieber, so I’m going to another restaurant.

Freshly posted on Threads:

โ€˜Another bombshell has entered the villa!โ€™ I say to myself as I walk in the front door of my own home.

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Welcome to your 40s. You now pay for 7 streaming services, only use 4 and canโ€™t remember the password to any of them.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

She said she liked animals but apparently all the fruit flies around my apartment was a โ€œturn offโ€

Freshly posted on X:

Crazy to think that even after all of these years the Titanicโ€™s pool still has water in it.

Going bananas on WeChat:

The evening news: Where they begin with โ€œGood eveningโ€ and then proceed to tell you why it’s not.

Just shared via Slack:

Living with a dog is 90% following each other around, watching each other go potty, and wondering what the other has in their mouth.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

I love spending my parents’ money, they must pay for bringing me into this world.

A person becomes 10 times more attractive not by their looks but by photoshop.

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71 shares on Slack this month:

I still haven’t heard one good argument why I should stop believing in Santa.

87 shares on Facebook this month:

I swear people go to Starbucks and just say random words. โ€œLemme get a grande iced mocha no foam quad soy hexagon vortex hypothesis with steamed iceโ€.

59 shares on WeChat this month:

If my fingers donโ€™t motion like scissors snipping when I ask for a haircut at the salon, how will they know what I mean?

22 shares on Slack this month:

If being hard on yourself worked, it would have worked by now!

100 shares on Telegram this month:

We are both insane on the web, I think we can make it work.

62 shares on YouTube this month:

One year older today, and still no closer to growing up.

48 shares on X this month:

I drive home so quick after work like Iโ€™m late for the house.

40 shares on Messenger this month:

Donโ€™t ever let your computer feel that youโ€™re in a hurry, cause theyโ€™re gonna slow down more.

46 shares on Messenger this month:

A little mischievousness is good for the soul.

15 shares on YouTube this month:

Unlocking new levels of iron deficiency.

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Me and my boys are broke, so we take turns taking pictures of one iced matcha.

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Telling your child their sibling is still asleep a very effective way to get them to practice their instrument.

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Coffee doesnโ€™t even make me feel energized, I just drink it for the love of the game.

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“You look tired.” Yes, bro, I stayed up all night obsessing over things I have no control over.

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My chakra went out for cigarettes.

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Youโ€™re not going to believe this, but I was doing really well, and then your email found me.

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Hearing my voice in recording makes me wanna apologize to every person I talked to.

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You want fast replies from a female? Argue with her!

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We literally used to write an essay by hand.

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Do men know they don’t have to date if they’re not over their ex?

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Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฒ has shared:

People canโ€™t drive you crazy if you donโ€™t give them the keys.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡พ has downloaded:

Yes, my date did get up and leave during dinner, but luckily she hadnโ€™t finished her food.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ญ has copied:

The web is the only place where you encourage strangers to follow you. What could possibly go wrong?

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ณ has copied:

I wish I was waking up and going to the airport.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ฌ has downloaded:

Ground beef implies the existence of sky beef.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฉ has copied:

Seeking a date so intense even the candles are sweating.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ฒ has shared:

Good morning to everyone except those who need approval from strangers on the internet.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฌ has shared:

Getting mad when an app updates and changes their format is the new “rearranged grocery store” for me.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ถ has viewed:

Twitter is evidence that insane people can be extremely entertaining from a safe distance.

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“I bought this while depressed” should be an acceptable reason to get a full refund on a return.

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Going viral on Slack:

Iโ€™ve decided to give people an attitude instead of gifts this year.

Live now on Twitch:

That annoying moment when you’re texting someone and autocorrect decides to join the conversation.

Making waves on YouTube:

My greatest flaw is that I will try any specialty lemonade. 90% of them are nearly undrinkable, but I persevere.

Trending via Snapchat:

Due to rising prices, Dollar Tree is changing their name to โ€˜Tree Fiddyโ€™.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Always be kind. You never know who might own a jacuzzi.

Making waves on Threads:

Thereโ€™s nothing like the first two months with a man when heโ€™s still pretending to be a good person.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Dads were right. Walking around with your hands behind your back and looking at everything around with a mild look of disgust and annoyance is so much fun.

Shared recently on Reddit:

My anxiety is chronic, but my overthinking is iconic.

Just landed via Threads:

Tweeting with no audience feels like screaming jokes into a cornfield.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

There is absolutely no excuse for laziness. But if you find one, let me know.

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