“I have an AI boyfriend.” No, you don’t. It’s Adam and Eve or Adam and Steve, not Adam and USB.

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If adulting had a return policy, I’d use it immediately.

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Staying up all night so I don’t miss any good posts.

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People be like “bear with me” and they don’t even have a bear with them.

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So cool that avocados come with those little wooden balls inside, I think I have collected the whole set.

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Being excited to get in bed is a different level of adulting.

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The nicest thing I’ve done for a date is turn up.

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Men be like, “I want you.” Yeah, to suffer.