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A quick shoutout to all of the sidewalks out there… Thanks for keeping me off the streets.

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Sidewalks: the unsung heroes of every stumble! πŸšΆβ€β™‚οΈπŸ˜‚πŸŒŸ

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged gratitude, humor, keeping, me, quick, safety, shoutout, sidewalk, sidewalks, street, streets, thanks, walking on May 28, 2026 by slickboy.

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