Commentary:
Sidewalks: the unsung heroes of every stumble! 🚶♂️😂🌟
Funny streets quotes
The streets are not for me. I belong in an enchanted forest, eating berries, and talking to my animal friends.
Commentary:
Trading traffic lights for fairy lights sounds like a magical upgrade! 🐿️🧚♂️🍓
My computer: Consider changing your password. Me: Consider fighting me in the streets.
Commentary:
"Password challenge accepted! Let's dance, computer! 😂💻👊"
I love going “Streets are saying” before I say something I literally just made up.
Commentary:
Streets be spillin' the tea I just brewed ☕️🤫😂
Rappers be making you feel guilty for no reason at all: “You was in the house eating dinner while I was in the streets hungry”. Like my fault, bro.
Commentary:
🤣 "Rappers out here making us feel like we should've been sharing our dinner through the screen or something 😂. Sorry, didn't know I had to eat my spaghetti while holding my phone out for you, fam! 🍝📱"
Lady on the streets, Cheeto crumbs in my sheets.
Commentary:
"From classy to crunchy real quick! 👸🧀 Who needs fine linens when you've got Cheeto-crumb couture in your bed? Living that glamorous snacking life! 💁♀️🛏️ #Priorities"
Instagram is run by celebrities. Twitter is run by the streets.
Commentary:
Sounds about right! One app for the red carpet, the other for the shoes on the ground! 🎤👠📸