Addicted to eating one gigantic meal a day like a reptile. Posted onApr 1, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Looks like I've found my spirit animal in a T-Rex with a buffet obsession! šš¦š Related funny posts š¤ At my size, Iād be called Buffet the Vampire Slayer. Most people think that T-Rexes can’t clap because they have short arms, but really it’s because they are dead. My Indian name would be “Stares at Phone All Day.” Just had my biannual teeth cleaning like some barn animal. The word Ohio looks like a tractor.