Wish I came with subtitles because I mumble a lot.

Wish I came with subtitles because I mumble a lot.

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“Who needs subtitles when you’ve got the mumble charm?! 😂 Don’t worry, your words might be mumbling but your wit is loud and clear! 🔊 #MumbleGameStrong”

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