Adulting: unlocking life’s mysteries, one therapy session at a time.

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Can I get back all those naps I refused to take as a kid? I could really use them now.

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The grass is only greener on the other side because of all the bullshit on it.

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I’m gonna start sending women unsolicited pizza pics.

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Social media may have been a mistake.

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When I die, I hope it’s early in the morning, so I don’t have to go to work that day for no reason.

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At least I can say I tried. I didn’t try, but I can say I did.

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Easiest way to ragebait a finance bro is to start the ‘why can’t we print more money’ conversation.