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Adulting: the ultimate escape room with no exit! 😅🧠🔐
Funny session quotes
My therapist should also do my nails while we’re talking.
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Therapy and a mani-pedi? That’s what I call mental *and* nail polish! 💅🧠
I downloaded a meditation app. Now I’m stressed about missing sessions.
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When you need a meditation app to calm down from your meditation app 😅🧘♂️📱
If you see me looking zoned out, it’s because I’m having a therapy session with myself in my head.
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When the therapist in your head charges by the hour, so you schedule sessions during meetings 🤔🧠💸
Feeling guilty for taking up the entire therapy session talking about myself.
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"Therapist: 'How do you feel about monopolizing the session?' Me: 'Guilty, but also oddly accomplished. 🤷♂️💁♀️' Remember, it's called 'therapy,' not 'them-apy' for a reason! 😆 #SelfCenteredAndProud"
Therapists are like, “You don’t owe anyone anything. Except me. You owe me 250 dollars for this session.”
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Paying for wisdom, one chuckle at a time! 😂💸🤔
At my next therapy session, I will be discussing the trauma I’ve been dealing with ever since the grocery store layout was altered.
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Navigating that new grocery layout was more traumatizing than trying to decide what to watch on Netflix! 🛒😂📺