Quitting a job is not enough. I need them to go out of business when I leave. Posted onMay 18, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Looks like your exit strategy involves their grand exit! 🚪💼😂 Related funny posts 🤝 I’ve realized there’s more to life than social media, so I guess this is goodbye for the next 12 minutes. When I die I want people to say “Hmm, I didn’t know you could die like that.” My soul leaving my body when the lecturer says “let’s hear from someone who hasn’t spoken yet” Not going is the new leaving early. Nice thing about dating a doctor is if you wanna stop seeing them, you can just eat an apple.