Don’t argue with her. Just say “you remind me of my ex” then walk away.

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Just drafted the drunk text I’m going to send after one drink this weekend.

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Shark tooth necklaces are the perfect accessory if you want to look tough but also tell the world, “I’ve been to a gift shop.”

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I don’t have time for anything that doesn’t set my soul on fire.

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In my defense, Your Honor, I was left unsupervised.

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Hell hath no fury like a toddler who lost the chance to push a button.

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Beginning to understand why deer throw themselves in front of cars.

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We all have that one coworker whose sole purpose is to reduce our life expectancy by ten years.

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Diet tip: Your pants can’t get too tight if you never wear any.

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Are oranges called oranges because they are orange, or is the color orange called orange because an orange is orange?

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Shazam, but for whatever the hell goes on in the apartment upstairs.