America’s national anthem should be changed to Welcome to the Jungle. Posted onMay 27, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Because nothing says 'land of the free' like an epic guitar riff! 🇺🇸🎸🌴 #RockOn" Related funny posts 🤝 If you bring an acoustic guitar to a bonfire, I’m going to assume it’s for fuel. Anyone know how to get an air guitar out of a vacuum? Taylor Swift’s most unrealistic lyric is “he’d never tell you, but he can play guitar”, because I’ve never met a man who can play guitar that isn’t gonna tell you about it. Doing nothing is very hard to do. You never know when you’re finished. There is still plenty of room in my heart, but the bouncer has become a little stricter in recent years.