And then the vodka whispered, “Say what you really think.” Posted onMay 28, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Ah, the liquid courage translation service strikes again! 🥂🗣️😅 Related funny posts 🤝 Some things are better left unsaid, but people get drunk and say them anyway. Yes, I make bad decisions when I’m drunk. But I wouldn’t say that the decisions I make when I’m sober are any better. Meow means woof in cat. I was actually doing so well until your email found me. You can tell me what you want, but alcohol and eye contact are a dangerous combination.