Anyone else’s phone make a retching noise when you unlock it with Face ID? Posted onMay 27, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Pretty sure my phone just filed for eye-witness protection! 😂📱🙈" Related funny posts 🤝 Refusing to make eye contact with anyone while I eat my banana. We should make a new internet that’s as hard to use as the old internet was, so anyone that’s too stupid to have used the internet 20 years ago can’t get on it. Wanna know a real adult life hack? Don’t tell anyone when you have a day off. Absolutely no one. I bet my soulmate is out there somewhere pretending everything is fine. Whatever happened calorically this weekend can never happen again.