Applying for jobs feels like auditioning to be enthusiastic about a blind date you haven’t even met yet. Posted on6 months ago6 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppApplying for jobs feels like auditioning to be enthusiastic about a blind date you haven’t even met yet. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Applying for jobs sometimes is wild, like how am I supposed to be passionate about a company I don’t even work for yet? And for my next trick, I’m going to make this first date the last date. Husband and I were blissfully happy for 25 years. Then we met. We’d never met, or even spoken, but I could tell just from gazing into her pale blue eyes I had stepped on her toe. Taylor Swift’s most unrealistic lyric is “he’d never tell you, but he can play guitar”, because I’ve never met a man who can play guitar that isn’t gonna tell you about it.
