Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I support robot taxis. How else are robots supposed to get around?
  • If we hadn’t made them extinct, instead of Kung Fu Panda we could have had Tae Kwon Dodo.
  • I feel for my kids, who had to take in the groceries and put them away today. They may never recover from this traumatic experience.
  • Sisters are so important. How else would my mom find out all the stuff I didn’t want her to know.
  • Not pretty enough for Instagram, not funny enough for Twitter. Welcome to WhatsApp status.
  • I need you to put the fun in refund!