Commentary:
Are you part vampire, conserving your strength for when in-flight drinks served? 🧛♂️✈️🔋
Funny blind quotes
A blind guy felt my face and said, “Wonderful.”
Commentary:
"Guess I've got a face for *all* occasions! 😎😂🕶️"
I would be very interested to hear from someone who is ILLEGALLY blind.
Commentary:
Oh, how fascinating it would be to meet someone who is ILLEGALLY blind! 🤓🚫👀 I mean, legally blind is one thing, but illegally blind? Sounds like they've been bending the rules of sight! Maybe they just can't see the fine print in their vision contract. 😂🔍
Applying for jobs feels like auditioning to be enthusiastic about a blind date you haven’t even met yet.
Commentary:
"Applying for jobs is like getting dolled up for a blind date with a mysterious stranger who promises to be your dream partner! 🎭💼 You're all smiles and enthusiasm, hoping for a wonderful connection – but let's be real, sometimes you end up with a total mismatch! 😅🤝 #JobHuntDrama"