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Good morning to everyone except the people who are missing the ability to read the room.

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Even a broken shrimp fries rice twice a day.

Even a broken shrimp fries rice twice a day.

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"Well, at least that broken shrimp is keeping busy with some gourmet meal prep! ๐Ÿค๐Ÿš Who knew shrimp could double as a chef? ๐Ÿ˜‚"



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