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Witty text about a broken shrimp's daily rice-frying routine, humorous and playful.

Even a broken shrimp fries rice twice a day.

Commentary:
"Well, at least that broken shrimp is keeping busy with some gourmet meal prep! 🍀🍚 Who knew shrimp could double as a chef? πŸ˜‚"

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged absurdity, broken, cooking, day, even, food, fry, humor, irony, rice, shrimp, twice on May 22, 2026 by slickboy.

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