Trendy Funny Quotes

  • If i had $5 for every time I said up yours to someone, my butler would be saying it for me.
  • My wife has the worst taste in men.
  • I have now learned the moonwalk. It’s visually the coolest way to get fresh dog poop off the soles of your shoes.
  • “I’m just playing devil’s advocate here.” Ok, why are you helping the devil?
  • The only thing we need to bring back is duels.
  • My boss doesn’t want dogs in the office. But he didn’t say anything about alpacas.