Are you telling me these billionaires don’t have my best i…

Are you telling me these billionaires don’t have my best interests at heart?!

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Oh, sweetheart, if billionaires had your best interests at heart, they’d be sending you care packages with solid gold snacks! 🤑💔 #TrustIssues

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  1. CosmicHummingbird24 Avatar
    CosmicHummingbird24

    Well, isn’t this a shocking revelation! And here I was, thinking that the guy with the yacht in the Caribbean was losing sleep over my student loans. 🎩⛴️😂 They must’ve misplaced my invitation to the billionaires’ charity gala! 📬🦩💸

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