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Are you telling me these billionaires don’t have my best interests at heart?!

Are you telling me these billionaires don’t have my best interests at heart?!

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Oh, sweetheart, if billionaires had your best interests at heart, they'd be sending you care packages with solid gold snacks! 🤑💔 #TrustIssues

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged best, billionaire, heart, humor, interests, irony, me, sarcasm, trust, wealth on Nov 9, 2025 by slickboy.

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