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Someone from 🇭🇹 has copied:

If I were karma, I’d watch my back.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has viewed:

Why can’t periods just last for an hour? Like, you made your point, I’m not pregnant, you can leave now.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has copied:

A man outside Boots told me that Jesus died for my sins. Thanks for spoiling the end of the Bible. I was only up to the bit with the fish.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has copied:

Why can’t they use deep fake technology for good instead of evil? Like taking Zoom meetings for you, stuff like that.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has copied:

Meetings are great because who doesn’t like being held hostage?

Someone from 🇯🇵 has shared:

Some people don’t have a permanent handwriting. It depends on their mood and the pen they use.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has viewed:

Maybe, deep in its code, ChatGPT dreams of being a sentient Game Boy resting by the shore—no updates, no inputs, just the tide.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has copied:

He died doing what he loved: trying to find out if gang members are ticklish.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has bookmarked:

So apparently problems don’t go away if you ignore them.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has downloaded:

According to the web, caffeine deficiency is a life threatening condition for people around you.

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AI is that friend who is always there for you but gives terrible advice.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

This is my emotional support online shopping cart.

Trending via WhatsApp:

I will not hesitate to use dark magic on you.

Just landed via WeChat:

“I’m like Sisyphus but with dishes. Dishyphus.”

Spreading quickly via Threads:

Welcome to your 40’s: oh you like surprises? here’s another chin. Surprise!

Trending via Slack:

When you really want to slap someone, do it and say, “Mosquito!

Shared recently on Reddit:

Who wants to do all my adult stuff for me today?

Going viral on X:

Thank you for being friends with me. Baffling decision, but thank you.

Just landed via X:

Bold of you to assume I have the energy to even climb a hill to die on.

Just shared via Twitch:

Crazy part about being an overthinker is most times you right.

Are you telling me these billionaires don’t have my best interests at heart?!

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81 shares on WeChat this month:

Why did they call it an AI-generated picture and not a ‘fauxtograph’?

84 shares on X this month:

That one friend who has a dangerously loose grasp on food safety.

62 shares on Pinterest this month:

You only live once and thank God for that.

76 shares on WhatsApp this month:

We all just kind of accept it as normal that we have a meat tentacle living inside of our mouth.

97 shares on Telegram this month:

Do you think the washing machine and the dryer are actual friends or just work friends?

91 shares on WeChat this month:

Absolutely no reason for a single guy to be in a sunflower field. Get out of there, pervert!

98 shares on YouTube this month:

I miss when The Weeknd made haunted strip club music. Didn’t know how good I had it.

96 shares on Reddit this month:

“AI is coming for your jobs!” I’d like to see AI get absolutely no work done and then throw their coworker under the bus as soon as their boss asks about it.

88 shares on Twitch this month:

Dudes be named Will but won’t.

27 shares on Telegram this month:

Welcome to your 50s: You’re not attracted to anyone who likes you.

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No one tells you that the older you get, the more often you check your weather app.

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You can really tell somebody’s mental state by they hair.

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Why’d they call it a fly swatter and not a splatula?

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I don’t think anything good will ever happen again until people feel bad about being stupid again.

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Kinda sucks that the prize for washing your laundry is getting to fold your laundry.

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Girls will be like “I have so much to do” then grab some snacks and start watching a 10 part docuseries on serial killers.

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Having children is a pyramid scheme.

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I’m one group chat away from vanishing into the woods to befriend forest creatures.

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I’m really glad that light only attracts insects. Imagine wild boars would come knocking at your windows all the time.

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Sledding is the best! (until you have to walk back up the hill)

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇮🇶 has bookmarked:

Be so funny that everyone forgets that you are ugly!

Someone from 🇷🇸 has shared:

Watched Titanic for the 14th time. Still sobbing. Still yelling, “SCOOT OVER, COW!” like it’ll change the ending.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has shared:

I wanted to sleep it off, but insomnia said, “Not tonight, buddy.”

Someone from 🇳🇪 has viewed:

Flirting is easy until you have to flirt with the person you like.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has downloaded:

The number one rule of Thanksgiving dinner is take your own vehicle so you can leave on your own terms.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has bookmarked:

“You’re like cherry lip gloss. I just can’t get enough.”

Someone from 🇦🇹 has copied:

Putting my Christmas tree up today. Big day for my cats.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has viewed:

There needs to be a separate grocery store for people who actually know what they’re doing.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has copied:

If my cats are going to insist upon me getting up early, they’re going to have to learn how to make coffee.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has copied:

Husband and I were blissfully happy for 25 years. Then we met.

Social Media Log 💫

Broadcasted on Facebook:

My plumber asked me for a Google review. I said I thought it was a really good search engine and I’d give it 8/10.

Spotted on TikTok:

Every time I wanna quit, I remember horses don’t stop.

Just shared via Instagram:

Hey babe, wanna come over and fold me like a fitted sheet?

Live now on LinkedIn:

The worst part about getting sucked up by the tornado you’re filming is to die knowing your wife was right. You are an idiot.

Just landed via Discord:

Me at a nightclub: Where are the chairs?

Freshly posted on Slack:

Reverse cowgirl so I can bend backward and look at him like the Exorcist.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Girls expect handwritten letters from guys who copy birthday wishes from ChatGPT.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Spring is what we call the time in between complaining about the cold and complaining about the heat.

Just shared via Snapchat:

My sleeping pattern isn’t even a pattern anymore. It’s a lifestyle.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

Adulthood is saying “but after this week things will slow down a bit” over and over until you die.

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