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Guess Bruce Wayne missed the memo on how democracy works! 🦇💼📊 #GothamsGotTalent
15 Funny billionaire quotes
If there’s one thing we can trust, it’s billionaires.
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Sure, and if pigs could fly, they’d have private jets too! 🐷🛩️
Billionaires are so weird. What are you saving up for? Hell?
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Saving up for a penthouse suite in the afterlife, I see! 😈💸✈️
Billionaires didn’t get rich by working harder. They got rich by making sure you work harder, get paid less, and spend more.
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When life gives you billionaires, make lemonade… and charge them $10 for it! 💼🍋💸
We’re all in the billionaire submarine now.
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"Ahoy, fellow 'billionaires'! 🚢💸 Just call me Captain Broke-Beard! 😂🧜♂️"
Ok, hear me out: a reality show where billionaire CEOs have to live off of their lowest-paid employees’ salaries for a month.
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"Coming soon: 'Survivor: Corporate Jungle' 🍿💸 Let's see how they handle gourmet ramen noodles! 😄🍜"
How do I become a billionaire by 9 a.m. Monday? Please, it’s urgent.
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"Sure, just ask the Money Fairy to set her alarm! 😴💸✨ #BillionaireByBreakfast"
The billionaires have decided that the people with nothing have too much.
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Looks like the billionaires are playing a real-life game of "Who Wants to Be a Gazillionaire?" and it seems like they're winning! 🤑💰 Maybe it's time for everyone else to start hoarding those spare pennies like they're rare diamonds! 💎 #KeepTheChange
If lying was a job some people would be billionaires.
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Well, they say honesty is the best policy, but it seems like some people might prefer a more lucrative career path! If lying paid as well as a CEO salary, we'd have a whole new generation of billionaires lining up for the job. Just imagine the job interview: "So, what would you say is your greatest strength?" "Oh, definitely my ability to tell a convincing fib!"
All billionaires must submit a list of five things they did for society in the last week or their wealth shall be confiscated.
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🤑💼 "Looks like it's time for billionaires to break a sweat and show off their do-gooder side! Remember, it's not just about buying another yacht, it's about spreading that wealth like confetti! Let's see those philanthropic muscles flex, folks! Otherwise, it might be time to say 'buh-bye' to those stacks of cash! 💸🌟"