15 funny billionaire quotes - Wordgag

Why does Bruce Wayne, the billionaire, not simply rig Gotham City’s elections in favor of tough-on-crime candidates?

May 29, 2026

If there’s one thing we can trust, it’s billionaires.

May 29, 2026

Billionaires are so weird. What are you saving up for? Hell?

May 28, 2026

Billionaires didn’t get rich by working harder. They got rich by making sure you work harder, get paid less, and spend more.

May 28, 2026

We’re all in the billionaire submarine now.

May 27, 2026

Ok, hear me out: a reality show where billionaire CEOs have to live off of their lowest-paid employees’ salaries for a month.

May 27, 2026

How do I become a billionaire by 9 a.m. Monday? Please, it’s urgent.

May 27, 2026

The billionaires have decided that the people with nothing have too much.

May 26, 2026

If lying was a job some people would be billionaires.

May 25, 2026

All billionaires must submit a list of five things they did for society in the last week or their wealth shall be confiscated.

May 25, 2026

Are you telling me these billionaires don’t have my best interests at heart?!

May 25, 2026

If a billionaire is telling you to vote for someone, it’s probably in your best interest to vote for the other person.

May 22, 2026

If I were a billionaire, I wouldn’t build rockets to escape to Mars. I would build rockets to make everyone else leave Earth.

May 20, 2026

Nobody defends billionaires better than dudes making $50,000 a year.

May 19, 2026

You are closer to the street than you will ever be to any billionaire.

May 19, 2026