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Looks like while they were busy debating the future of the nation, someone decided to secure a sweet victory of their own… 🍰🏃‍♂️ Who knew dessert could be the ultimate distraction tactic! #CakeNinja

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Thank you for the opportunity but I don’t think being human is a good fit for me. I’m going to go back to school to become an octopus.

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My morning coffee makes me feel like I’ve got my shit together. I don’t, but it makes me feel like I do.

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I don’t even get disappointed anymore. I’m just like, “Oh, again? Okay.”

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Might quit my job to focus on summer.

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Since the beginning of time itself, people have been wondering, what the hell is going on?

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Hear me out. What if we don’t elect another president, and we all just promise to be really good?

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“Seize the day!” No thank you. I will leave the day alone and hope it extends me the same courtesy.

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I don’t mind being the villain in your story because you’re a clown in mine.

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Life is like a roll of toilet paper, the closer to the end you get, the faster it goes.

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There are people that make their bed every morning and people who think it’s a waste of time, and then they marry each other.

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Work from home ain’t for everyone. I, for one, hate when my coworkers try to message when I’m shopping.

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As everyone was arguing about politics, no one saw me leave with the cake.

What do you mean a baguette isn’t a female bag?

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As everyone was arguing about politics, no one saw me leave with the cake.

Keep the laugh going 😂

What do you mean a baguette isn’t a female bag?

I like to notice patterns and do nothing about it.

Me: trying to rest. Earthquake: Let’s make that a no.

Love how Batman: The Animated Series seems to take place in the 40s and the 50s and the 70s and the 90s all at once.

Alcohol is a vicious cycle: regret, recovery, repeat.

My toddler asked if we could go to the zoo today, and I said, “I can’t see that happening.” Then she literally left the room and came back with my glasses.

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