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  • We work all week to work some more around the house all weekend long. Isn’t life grand?
  • I need one of those jobs they have in sitcoms, where it pays my rent but interferes with exactly zero of my social plans or situations.
  • Sometimes life is like a cowshed. You step from one turd into the next.
  • I’m already spoiled… please don’t come into my life trying to unspoil me.
  • Nobody sighs louder than an unemployed, debt-free dog who spends at least 16 hours a day sleeping.
  • “Comparison is the thief of joy!” Well, not if you’re better than everyone else.