ASAP can also mean as slow as possible. Posted onMay 18, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:When my motivation hears ASAP: Assemble Sloths At Party 🦥🎉 Related funny posts 🤝 Googling what ASAP means, and having a panic attack. Me, waiting on an email: What the hell is taking so long, this is ridiculous. Me, sending an email: this can probably wait another three weeks or so. I lost my appetite for doing work. If you find it, you can keep it. “Huh” is 94% of my vocabulary. Ah coffee. The sweet balm by which we shall accomplish today’s tasks.